Who is this mysterious Lord Byron? An unfathomable enigma?

A mere mortal? Find out below…

Lord Byron’s Ramblings:

When I sat down to put together a brief biography I was torn between several options: Do I make it artistic and abstract (without being pretentious)? Or fun and lively (without sounding dumb)? Do I write it in third person? Do I list favorite things? Finally, I settled on a mix of all of the above. It's Shake 'n Bake - And I helped!

If you had told me five years ago I'd be where I am today, I would have thought you full of manure. So much has changed for the shy guy with no life living in - shudder - Lisbon, Maine. These days I entertain myself with reading, writing, movies and television, Horticulture (I capitalized it to make it sound

Serious), and this crazy thing called Fetish Performance Art. From that, many other things have developed.

Mistress M and I created PV-SCENE several years ago and we've been going strong ever since. We've performed everywhere from Central ME to Boston, MA, including Zootz and Requiem of Portland and Club ManRay in Cambridge. Our shows have ranged from dark and disturbing to serious BDSM to silly and campy! A Fetish Christmas Carol?! Yup.

I've explored dance over the past year and performed with Vivid Motion Inc in Nutcracker Burlesque and their First Annual Spring Show. I've trained in Middle Eastern and Belly Dance, and the oh-so-hot-it's-making-a-comback Burlesque with Through the Keyhole at the Paradise Lounge in Boston. I keep up the writing, and currently I'm working on a humorous (I hope) novel titled '101 Reasons I Hate People'. I've co-written a short screenplay called 'Leftovers' which I hope to film someday, and I'm working on a longer film called 'The Information'.

And just because I don't have enough on my plate, I'm finding myself drawn to photography, both in front of and behind the lens.

Favorite artist: Madonna

Best Actress EVER: Michelle Pfeiffer

Who I'd go Gay for: Robbie Williams or Jude Law

Who I'd go Straight for: Lucy Liu or Dita Von Teese

Turn me on!: Police Officers, Women in stockings with seams and garters, Gestapo Interrogations, Catwoman (of the Pfeiffer variety, natch!)

Best Television shows: Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Star Trek: TNG, Family Guy

Movies worth watching again: ALIENS, American Beauty, Kill Bill, Star Wars

Read it and weep: The Stand, Gone with the Wind

Listen to This: No Doubt, Basement Jaxx, Turbo Tabla, Madonna, Delerium

Just eat it: Godiva Chocolate Raspberry Truffle Ice Cream

When I grow up, I want to be: A paid Socialite. Or a money-hungry Tyrant. Or fighting for animal welfare.

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